Hula Boy's Top Ten Video Game Villains

Just a forewarning...I don't play that many video games, especially ones with traditional villains. So be wary, this list sucks...

10. The Drums on Expert - Rock Band 1 and 2
They are impossible, can anyone in the world really accomplish any songs on the drums on Expert? Especially without turning their hands into one big blister?

9. Boo - Super Mario World
I'd like to think this villain got it's name from the way to beat it...peek-a-boo rather than the traditional sound a ghost makes. Does any ghost make the sound boo anyways? Aren't most ghosts silent? And if you do hear a ghost speak, doesn't that mean your crazy?

8. The Pink Ghost - Pacman
Uhh, I hated the pink ghost. The red, orange, and yellow ones were fine, but that pink one was something else. The way it stared at you, it was just creepy.



7. Dr. Robotnik - Sonic the Hedgehog
Did anyone else used to watch the Sonic morning cartoon? I did, and I regret it. Sonic and his companion Tails, were two cool cats, but Dr. Robotnik has to be the lamest villain ever. His lameness earns him a spot on this list.

6. Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr.
The joint arcade game is where it's at, the combination of Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. Too bad it is not officially recognized as a legitimate machine to set DK records on. =(

5. Death - Paper Boy
Is there really any better villain than Death? I mean everyone fears Death. This villain gets bonus points for looking exactly like Death from South Park.



4. Bowser - Mario 64
I really cannot distinguish any of the Mario games other than the first one and Mario 64. I remember Bowser looking rather cool from Mario 64. But even cooler from the Super Mario Bros. movie. Ahh, Dennis Hopper needs to reprise this role.

3. The Dallas Cowboys - Sega Madden-Madden 09
The Dallas Cowboys suck. Plus they have a player on their team named Pacman.

2. The Nazis - Wolfenstein 3D
Ugh, Nazis are evil mofos. There will never be a worse group of people in this world, that could be so universally hated to not only be the number two villain in all video games but also be the...

1. The Nazis - Call of Duty 4
The number 1 video game villain of all time too. That is how evil Nazis are.