Saturday, August 23, 2008

Josh's Favorite Nic Cage and Sammy J movies

This list was pretty tricky for me because I've never seen Snakes on a Plane or Pulp Fiction or a few of the other movies starring Cage and Jackson.

10. Star Wars - Episode III
This almost didn't make the list because Sam Jackson essentially bitched out and let the emperor take control of the galaxy.

9. The Family Man
A heart warming story about why you should never talk to crazies in convenience stores.

8. City of Angels
Where we learn what it's like to be an angel. Boring as shit.

7. Face/Off
A movie proving that the medical field has given up on curing cancer and AIDS, and wants to focus on cooler things, like turning one person into another. Unfortunately, I don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off that kind of procedure.

6. The Rock
Making me never want to visit a prison. Ever.

5. Deep Blue Sea

Lesson learned? Don't take god's oldest killing machine and give it will and desire. Unless you have Tom Jane there to sort it out.

4. Incredibles
This movie showed us that women move your stuff even when you're a superhero. Also, no excuse is good enough to cancel dinner plans.

3. Unbreakable
This movie was good, despite Samuel L. Jackson being the shittiest villain ever. He was a dumber version of Lex Luthor, with brittle bones.

2. Jurassic Park

In hindsight, when building the computer infrastructure along with Newman, Samuel L. Jackson should have put in a little more security. Of course, how much can you do with Windows 3.1?

1. Die Hard with a Vengeance
Samuel L. Jackson was a pretty big racist in this movie. He is forgiven because he helps John McClain solve that water jug puzzle. After seeing this movie loads of times, I still don't know how they solved that.

1 comment:

Daniel said...

Haha, the water jug puzzle. I'm with you on that one. And Samuel L. Jackson did put that keyboard tracking thing in the computers in "Jurassic Park"