10. I sometimes do this when I am particularly victorious:
9. Homer Simpson Does Not Lie Twice: I couldn’t find a video of this. So here is the transcript.
[Homer has to write his full name on an application form but he doesn't know what his middle initial stands for]
Bart: Uh, so Dad, regarding that form, why not just make up a middle name?
Lisa: You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
Homer: No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.
Marge: You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
Homer: Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.
8. I have to be careful about this one, Camson might get an erection:
7. You can skip to the 0:47 mark for the best part.
Neither of these are long scenes, so here is a bonus clip (make sure to follow the subtitles at the end):
6. I am sad that I will probably not see another episode of this for a long time (sorry the user disabled embedding):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2743381023391280544&ei=3_mcSNbhC4OYrALk2rAt&q=californication+sex+punch&vt=lf
5. “You really don’t realize what’s happening?”
“I think I do. Let’s take off our clothes.”
4. “Now was it two girls and a guy or a devil’s threesome?”
3. This is very similar to the way I met Dan. He also took the number.
2. “I am the lord your God!”
1. Ari and Lloyd being cute.
Friday, August 8, 2008
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2 comments:
Overall not a bad list. It's quite clear that we are both Aaron Sorkin fans. I was surprised you went with that clip from Studio 60. The West Wing clips were great.
Kevin, I couldn't watch any of the clips you posted. Some of them were "no longer available" and then the other would play the first two seconds, and then stop even though the rest of the clip was fully loaded.
However, I was VERY pleased to see Jon and Kate Plus 8!!! I am sure I know what happens 0:47. Too cute. I am getting Baby Fever just thinking about it.
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